

PRINT ISN'T DEAD.
EULENSPIEGEL Contributor & Regular Author "Unsere Besten"
I'm lucky enough to be able to write for the German satire magazine EULENSPIEGEL on a kind-of-monthly basis. Being published in print – and not having a character limit! – is one of the things that makes me cry tears of joy time and again.
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BRING IN THE CLOWN!
STAND-UP COMEDY Performed in Hamburg, Berlin, Freiburg, Trier, Düsseldorf
I found that advertising doesn't quite offer enough opportunities to be stressed and humiliated, so I maintained an old hobby of mine: stand-up comedy. I'm proud to report that me and my comedy group JET SET COMEDY were the only group ever to be actively voted off stage at the Trier Comedy contest – even though that option did not technically exist.
I look at the bright side: compared to being heckled by a room of drunks, tough client feedback is easy to handle.
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INTRODUCING: SCAMMONGERS
ENTERPRISE CONCEPT Just waiting for the right investor.
We all have these daydreams. Daydreams about starting our own line of really low-quality merchandise, rolling out a ponzi scheme of useless online webinars and of generally cheating people out of their hard-earned money.
Well, scammongers™ is my daydream. All I need is an investor. If you want to help me get this passion project off the ground, you can send me money through PayPal by clicking here and I promise, you won't regret it.
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